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My dashboard, plagued with Old-Lady Hannah content.
The third season of Arrested Development is so effing funny.
I listen to Adele and get really happy. But sometimes, I listen to Adele and get really sad, because she has everything I’ve ever wanted for myself, but always felt I couldn’t become.
Things I Hate
When people try to cover Adele. Bitches, you can’t fuckin’ live up.
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“It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.” —Daniel Radcliffe
What's the difference between peanut butter and...
fiirewalkwithme: the8thcofteam251: I can’t peanut butter my dick up someone’s ass. Oh brother…and that’s the dirtiest joke Ted’s ever heard? Really?
As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, and then all at...– The Fault in Our Stars (John Green)
Connor: I could never wrap my head around why guys enjoy anal sex. Devon: Well, then I guess it’s good you won’t ever have to. Connor: *says to penis’* YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASSSS!!! I have the best friends…
Not Today, Maybe Not Ever
It was later than either boys should have been up. The moon was already making it’s descent and even the owls had gone to sleep. A silence swept through the corridors in a ghostly manner along with the wind that sneaked through the open windows. Summer was coming to a close as was clear from the chill sitting gently upon the breeze. Soft footsteps echoed from down one particular...
Omgg... this lady came into my store. CRAZY! →